Bum Cloak


a cloak worn by b-ms or hobos. most notably by aragorn in a brief clip of fellowship of the ring.
-hey, did you see that guy’s b-m cloak?
-yeah, what a fashionable hobo!
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an unflattering cloak that is not s-xy in anyway.
that b-m cloak is really ugly.

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