bum clouds


used as an exclaimation when something bad happens, in the same context as cr-p.
mysterious chicken stole all of our pie!
b-m clouds.
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used in exsasperation
“he stole my car! b-m clouds!”
to expel intestinal gas through the -n-s; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)
pwoooh man… did you let out a b-m cloud?
alternative for fart
what a smelly b-mcloud!
huge clouds of -n-l gas, stinking out the room. usually directly follows excessive consumption of vege-grills, or curry.
-braaaaaaaaaaaaa-ss!-

haha, sniff my b-mclouds!
expelled gas from the -n-s
“oh smell that b-m cloud”

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