Bum Mister


a small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.
if you’ve been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very hot, you would impliment your ‘b-m mister’ to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

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