Bum Oil
the unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the -n-s and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. this exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as ‘b-m oil’.
dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i’ve got b-m oil running down my leg!
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