bum player
a professional sports athelete who is on a championship-winning team yet recieves very little or no playing time
adam morrison, a b-m player of the lakers, has won several rings with barely any playing time.
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an inflatable ring cushion for old people with bad joints or pathetic losers who crack, chip or bruise their tailbone/b-tt. when brigitte was sent careening down the snowy hill and smashed her tailbone into some rocks at the bottom, she eventually had to buy a b-tt donut to sit on for 6-8 weeks. noun: a […]
- butterfingering
when someone accidentally sticks a finger in their partner’s b-tthole in the heat of the moment. did you hear about lydia? yeah, paul’s digits slipped and he gave her a good b-tterfingering. when a women is finger-banged and b-tter is used as the lubricant. in australia this may also involve eating the b-tter off a […]
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someone who is b-tters but also has their makeup all over their face i.e mascara after a party or eyeliner in the morning felisha:oh my days chanel, your makeup is bare smudged! chanel:oh my gosh girl, are you chattin sh-t? felisha:nah blud, you look bare b-tters panda! chanel:ah that’s wack girl,i gotta get me some […]
- Buttponcho
noun-someone who is annoying and does it on purpose. verb- b-ttponcholike. the act of being a b-ttponcho. boy- jeez why can’t i sleep with your sister? she is hotter than you. it is okay you can still cook me dinner after. girl- omfg you are such a b-ttponcho!
- Butt Slurp
the ability of ones self to intake substances via the -n-l cavit-ty. this is achieved through letting out a turtle head (the tip of feacial excretion from the sh-tebox) and proceeding to rub the turtle head in the desired substance, i.e, cocaine. the turtle head is then pulled back into the body through a series […]