bum shot
the act of consuming alcohol, typically from a shot gl-ss, via the -n-s.
she was having a blast doing b-m shots on the bar until she pooted and sprayed the bartender with 151.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto your partner’s b-ttocks; just as a c-mshot, but not onto your partner’s face
“dude, i heard you gave that ho a b-mshot last night!”
“yeah, i j-zzed all over her -ss!”
a portrait of someone who look likes a b-m/homeless person in mugshot-style.
wearing that beard on this picture, it really makes this a b-mshot
the act of f-cking a dirty -ss and getting sh-t inside your p-n-s so when you c-m you shoot residual sh-t
“man i was f-cking this chick with a dirty -ss and when i went to c-m it was a b-mshot:
the b-mshot originated from kyoto, j-pan in 1998 and was invented by kevin rockushima. it is now the most common form of smoking cannabis throughout east asia and northern australia and is immensely popular in the hip hop scene.
how it works:
you insert a marijuana cigarette (or joint) backwards into your -n-s. the person you wish to b-mshot must then cup their hands over their mouth, nose and the back end of the marijuana cigarette. when you’re ready to discharge intestinal gas, notify the person you’re b-mshotting to inhale deeply. you must now break wind gently.
although not proven scientifically, the smoke from a b-mshot is said to be up to five times more potent than smoking marijuana directly.
warning:
b-mshotting can be dangerous and must only be performed by trained individuals using specially designed b-mshot technology and supporting literature.
inserting marijuana cigarettes directly into the -n-s can cause internal burns if not done correctly.
intestinal gases can be highly flammable in some cases, therefore you must always have a fire extinguisher to hand whilst b-mshotting. the b-mshottee must also wear fire r-t-rdant clothing and protective eyewear.
b-mshotting must not be performed by sufferers of chronic diarrhoea.
famous users of the b-mshot method:
will smith (rapper, actor)
kevin smith (silent bob)
snoop dogg (rapper)
richard gere (actor)
yokosuma (wrestler)
tina turner (singer)
al pacino (actor)
kevin sp-cey (actor)
paris hilton (solicalite)
david bowie (singer)
i like to b-mshot.
b-mshotting is not just a filthy habit, it’s a way of life!
i am a b-mshottee and have frequently been b-mshotted by a b-mshotter during s-xual intercourse.
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