bum tan


getting that unique that no one but a b-m can get from sitting in the sun for hours asking for change. b-m tans take about one summer to fully blossom.

a b-m tan is generally super leathery and looks similar to what a construction worker’s tan.
have you seen john lately? he’s got a sweet b-m tan going on.

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