bumbajitus
an infection of the b-mbacrease often p-ssed on to humans by b-mbagoat causing inflamation of the r-ct-m an secretion of a pastey green and yellow liquid which smell bears resemblence to fried fish and poo often resulting in a slow and painfull death by blood poisoning and internal bleeding.sufferers also appear more attractive to the native b-mbawasp which uses there -n-l cavity to construct a complex labyrinth used to store food which is later used throughout the winter seasons and for general snacking purpose. other symoptons include developing a taste for 80’s electo rock and skin tight lycra cycling shorts and halucinations often involving visions of the holy lord of the b-mbagoats bill-ay-r-ss this phenominon has never been scientificaly explained and now has a cult following.
“wa appen bobby unu look sik na man”
“cha man fed the b-mbagoat earlyier now me feel f-ckry”
“ooo ooo a b-mbajitus dat there unu fe dead come away from me cha!”
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