bumblehawk
a creature of ultimate destruction which will come into existence in the year 2000, when the birds and the bees finally get it on.
“in the year 2000 the birds and the bees will finally get it on, creating the most feared creature ever: the b-mblehawk”
the real result of the birds and the bees. by far the most deadly animal on the face of the earth, if it played cod its kdr would be well over 25. the only way to identify this creature is its horrifying screech, when spotted the victim dies instantly.
well son, you know the birds and the bees and one thing leads to another and well… b-mblehawk
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