bumcrumble
like b-mcheese but a few days older
mum picked up john’s pants from his bedroom floor and shook them free of b-mcrumble
to administer a royal b-mming…to open a can of whoop-ss on one’s friend/nemesis/child…to give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.
“you’d better not be trying to overtake me adey. i am the king of rollcage and i shall be making b-m crumble if you aren’t careful. you -ssmunch.”
“put that child down adey, you can’t bring him with you or you’ll get a fresh serving of b-m crumble from that police officer”
where sh-t drys in your -ss after its been improperly wiped and when you scratch your -ss it falls out like dust and it gets all over the place.
you f-ckin -rs- you left b-m crumble all over th toilet seat.
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