bumcum

b-mc-m is after your partner has -j-c-l-t-d in your -ss, and then c-m starts dripping outa his -ss hole.
eewww, omg my bf f-cked my -ss last night and then started drinkin my b-mc-m.
s-m-n that is pumped out after -n-l s-x.
“shake your t-ts, look in the camera, and tell everyone that you love b-m c-m.”
when someone is speaking a load of sh-t
jasmine: omg jeremy fancies me!
lola: that’s a load of b-m c-m!
a translucent, beige, sticky, mucus created in the r-ct-m by the body to help prevent log jams.
…so i ended up at her house and she opened a drawer full of toys but i had to pick the dried b-mc-m off her b-tt plug before we could use it…

i thought there was a monster t-rd brewing but i sat there for 15 minutes and only managed to fart out a teaspoon of b-mc-m.
nasty c-m or sperm that is -j-c-l-t-d from a b-m, a b-m that is nasty and lives in the woods usually. the c-m may be brown or yellow, if your unlucky it may be bl–dy and white. b-m c-m is not something to mess with, its so sticky and powerful it could stick you to a tree if a b-m attacks with his c-m.
“guess what happened to john out in the graveyard woods?”
“what?”
“some b-ms attacked him and ejected their b-m-c-m all over him.”
b-mc-m is actually the slick substance that you feel in your b-m after you have done a lot of working on on a hot summer day.
i had mad b-mc-m the other day when i was running in gym.