bumjacking
to go ‘b-mjacking’ one must gather a bunch of males, and then proceed to cruise around looking for a sleeping b-m. a kicker is elected. once a poor b-m has been located, said group of males encircle him, the kicker kicks the b-m and hollers, “wake up f-cker”, then the b-m gets glazed.
yes, glazed.
eww, kane told me all about ‘b-mjacking’…he said he loves to be the kicker!
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