bumkreig
strikingly similar to blitzkreig, b-mkreig is where thousands of german men invade your p-ssage by force and f-cking rape the living sh-t out of you. initially the tiny germans penetrate, preferably midgets. followed closely by the big b-st-rds who tear your defences to shreds, leaving you wounded and bleeding to death… not nice
billy: “me and the wife decided to go on our honeymoon to stuttgart”
chancellor yang hsing chung iii: “whilst there we went on a ww2 tour of blitzkrieg”
billy “but we were tricked into an all out b-mkreig tour”
chancellor yang hsing chung iii “i was raped like the little chinese women i am till i couldnt walk and i still live here in stuttgart bleeding from my weeping wounds”
billy “thats true sandy. she sh-ts bricks, no lie”
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- Bump that Trunk
to f-ck a girl in the -ss/p-ssy. f-ck in general. -did you b-mp that trunk -h-ll yea i’d b-mp that trunk she got her trunk b-mped
- Bumslingers
pants/trousers that are worn so low, they sit below the wearer’s bottom. i really wish my son wouldn’t wear b-mslingers, he looks f-cking redonk.
- Bum Slips
what you get when you cross an african and english 1st person: -whispers- plump lips. 2nd person: -whispers- i like those plump lips. african: b-m slips! b-m slips! what are b-m slips? (no offence to africans, this was said by one of my friends.)
- bum suk
a person who kisses other peoples -sses (not literally) and therfore gain a personal benefitduring this process your friends decrease in numbers chiara is a b-m-suk all ther teachers know she is a b-m-suk and laff