Bummers Penis
a term used for when a males p-n-s becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive b-mming. almost resembling a banana.
guy 1: wow that’s a mighty case of b-mmers p-n-s you have there.
guy 2: yeah i b-m like twice a day.
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when two h-m-s-xual males want to have b-tt s-x, but can not because they are both bottoms. lance and ethan wanted to fool around, but they’d just be b-mping purses.
- bungee jumper
a non specific, undefined term of abuse left open to interpretation by the person on the receiving end, their insecurities will fill in the blanks leaving you to worry about more important matters. therefore can be used in any social situation without any fear of offending anyone but your intended. “yeah, you’re complete f–king bungee […]
- Bunnock
when a person sticks their nose in between a man’s p-n-s and scr-t-m, therefore having a p-n-s across their face and a scr-t-m on their lips and chin. tim logged on to facebook after a night of drinking only to see a picture of matt bunnocking him when he had p-ssed out.
- schnurgler
someone ugly with a big pointy nose steffi graf is a schnurgler
- schoenen
f-ckin’ hottie! now there’s a schoenen!