Bump Coomers


to engage in the act of s-x. coined by harper four fellows at bradley university, b-mp coomers is a variation of b-mp uglies. ron coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the chicago cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. “uglies” was replaced with “coomers” and a new phrase was born.
after they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. i think they went to her room to go b-mp coomers the rest of the night.

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