bump five


what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist b-mp while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest b-mp version of the b-mp five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist b-mp five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest b-mp five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

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