bumpad
a “b-mpad” is a broken down home where a lazy, good-for-nothing, alcoholic, yellow-toothed hick lives.
“no jerry, we don’t wanna visit your b-mpad, because it stinks and there are bottles everywhere.”
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- Bum-punt
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- bunderlics
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