bumped the kerb
when you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
bl–dy h-ll ben! i was nailing the mrs last night and b-mped the kerb she went apesh-t! thought i’d broke my kn-b in half!
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