Bumper Cocks


a game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their b-n-rs are sticking out from underneath their -ss checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.
i walked into the locker room showers only to see coach barracca, coach lazzaro, and jelly playing b-mper c-cks.

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