Bumper Sticker Buddhism
succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., eckhart tolle, deepak chopra, ghandi, dalai lama or jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. they are often posted as a status on facebook or in public toilets. examples of b-mper stickers buddhism
– “the secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – abraham lincoln”
– “try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – elvis”
– “you are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – plato”
i’m tired of your b-mper sticker buddhism
i’ve been to see my m-ssage therapist and had to hear her b-mper sticker buddhism for an hour.
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