bumph

extra periphery cr-p, surplus to requirements.
the internet is full of b-mph like spam and pop-ups.
stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.

critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly -ssociated, in general, with new york or british-made films, among others.

creates an ambience opposite to “oh, so hollywood.”
……..

production designer, brit, (viewing a new set): fantastic! beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): but where’s the b-mph?

savvy new york decorator: sorry, the what?

brit designer: you know, the bits and bobs.

ny decorator: oh, we have 40 boxes; they’re unpacking them now.

brit designer: brilliant.

…….
brit designer: where’s the b-mph?

one-size-fits-all decorator: huh?

brit designer: you know, the bits and bobs.

one-size-fits-all decorator: huh?

brit designer: the effing stuff!

one-size-fits-all decorator: huh?
= b-mf
my intray is full of b-mph.
buhmfh
-adj
1. used to described objects or materials that are thought of as cluttering or invasive to one’s personal sp-ce.
“i’m selling this b-mph on ebay to get some cash and make some sp-ce up in here!”
to put a small amount of ketamine up ones nose
fancy a quick b-mph?
to poke someone in the belly while simultaneously saying the word “b-mph” when they don’t expect it. you can also add the phrase “did that hurt?” after the b-mph has been issued. it is not necessary but adds a significant effect to the b-mph. sometimes the b-mpher will b-mph you back and at that point, the only proper way is to b-mph back leading to a b-mph war. during a b-mph war, the b-mpher may add in some more phrases such as, “you ate the dirty grapes!!” or “her hair, its so short!” while the person getting b-mphed responds with, “pheeeeasant foooooot” or “ouch! dat hurt!!”
lisa: “b-mph! did that hurt?”
tom: “ouch! stop it! that hurt. b-mph!!”
lisa: “b-mph, you ate the dirty grapes!”
tom: “no you did! your hair…….its sooooo short!”
lisa: “ohhhhh goddddd, b-mph”
tom: “pheeeeasant foooooot”
lisa: “once you name it……”
tom: “you get attached to it!”