bumpkin

a very short, very rotund spherical human.
“that guy is so short. and chubby-chub!”
“he’s a b-mpkin!”
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an unsophisticated person. not very intellegent or interested in culture.

generally refers to someone living in a rural area.

b-mpkin is a derivative of b-m, “the rear end. it may come from either the middle dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the flemish word boomken, “shrub” such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
that country b-mpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.
b-mpkins are residents of the small country town of portsmouth in hampshire. they dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using romany words like dinlo and shant. these poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.
look at that pathetic bell-ringing b-mpkin in the long blue wig.
a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town
even though the boy’s a b-mpkin doesn’t mean he’s oblivious.
the process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected p-n-s while he is taking a sh-t.
“yo, you’re never gonna believe this but jackie just gave me a b-mpkin” – jessie
deficating while recieving felatio
oh d-mn she gave me a blumpkin
a country person who lives in a rural area like union, kentucky. someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. b-mpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.
lexi is a b-mpkin because she just sits on her porch in her flannel and whittles.
when a guy is getting his d-ck sucked and he puts a line of c-ke in front of the person’s mouth on his d-ck and he/she snorts it while inserting the c-ck in his/her mouth. the ultimate bl-wj-b
the frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his d-ck if he let her give him a b-mpkin.