Bumpkin Blumpkin
it is a blumpkin, a bl-w j-b given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. being that it is a relative that is giving the oral s-x which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country b-mpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.
guy 1: why do you look so happy?
guy 2: my sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of aristocrat.
guy 1: well at least with a b-mpkin blumpkin you can’t have a three-legged baby.
guy 2: well actually we still can but that’s because we always f-ck on tuesday.
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