Bumpy’s Bounty
a large blob of the good stuff. a post-coital -j-c-l-t–n on a willing recipients forehead or face.
phwoar ! look at her/him,the only thing missing on that near perfect face is a blob of b-mpy’s bounty.
i met a lovely caring man last night,after we had s-x,he w-nked off over my forehead and gifted me b-mpy’s bounty.
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