bum’s fresh


after you’ve sh-gged your missus on a hot summer’s day, you’re sweating profusely about the -n-l p-ssage. you take a good swipe to clear the salty liquid, then fling it in the general direction of your partner’s face. hey presto, your b-m’s fresh.
you better go wash, love. your boat race stinks but at least my b-m’s fresh

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