bumstead binstead


when you finger someone’s -sshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person’s mouth.
johnny got an unsuspecting b-mstead binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

yo johnny, tell me how my -ss tastes!

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