Bumtwat


when ur f-ckin a girl and u cant tell whether what ur rammin is her -ss or her puss. both smell of rotten blue waffles and d-ckcheese. either way, when ur done, ur d-ck is covered in sh-tty fluid that u cant ever wash off.
jon: dude i was doin this chick last nite, then i discovered she had a monstrous b-mtw-t from h-ll!
gary: oh my god! how are u gonna wash that off??!!?
matt: ill lick it off…..;-)
jon and gary: u f-ckin h-m-!!!! go play with ur chodo and leave us the f-ck alone!!!
sweat tang of a homeless girl
last night i had me some good b-m tw-t.

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