bundle whore
a bundle wh-r- is someone who feels like they have to bundle everything, especially insurance and cable/tv/phone.
marquis: zachary is a bundle wh-r-. he bundled all of his insurance with state farm.multi-car, multi-policy, you name it.
horace: i know bundling saves money and all, but i think it’s better to spread auto, home, life, and health insurance over multiple insurance companies and not always feel obliged to bundle everything.
marquis: how much is zachary really going to save being the bundle wh-r- that he is? $500.
horace: why are you blaming someone for saving money by bundling and being intelligent?
marquis: he bundled his phone/tv/internet too. he saved $100 by bundling.
horace: did you know that you’re stupid?
marquis: take his side!
horace: why don’t you bundle?
marquis: good point.
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