Bunglemawled
the shameful experience of being molested by an “entertainer” who dresses up as an animal character and acts friendly to lull you into a false sense of security.diverting the fact he’s a rampant deviant nonce so he can touch you up inappropriately jimmy saville style leaving you wishing you were a leper
“what the f-cks wrong colin, you look perturbed”
” i just got bunglemawled”
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