Bungophilekin Pie

it’s a aunt jaquanda’s famous pie!

1/2 cup -j-c-l-t-

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
dude i smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
the act of performing oral s-x while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. the feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
that blumpkin pie after thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, i think it had some corn in it.
blumpkin pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.

while receiving f-ll-t– you sh-t in a pie tin. then as you are c-mming, you put the c-m ontop of the poo poo. then you shove the girl’s face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. this is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
carina: what the f-ck is your problem?

brian: what are you talking about?

carina: the blumpkin pie you made me eat last night… there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i’m going to blow chunks!

brian: oh, well just don’t get any on my shoes, they are new.
the act of having a ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a pilgrim or indian squaw. one guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
the first blumpkin pie.

while miles standish was in the outhouse (after the first thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. john smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
(1) to perform oral s-x on a female while she is defacating.

(2) to inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
“would you like to have some blumpkin pie” “no thank you, one slip of the tongue and i’m in deep sh-t!”
receiving a bl-w j-b whilst sh-tting in som
an individual infatuated with the ins and outs of the human -n-s and rectal cavity region. the bungophiles -n-litical knowledge is vast and ranges from anatomical, medical conditions to the s-xual and the ability to exploit the area as one of the body’s erogenous zones.
candy: hey mary. how are things with your new boyfriend carl?
mary: he’s gone. i booted his -ss out.
candy: why? he seemed nice.
mary: that dude was a bungophile. he was always trying to poke around my backdoor. that’s a one way street baby.
candy: really? that’s too bad. maybe i will call him if you don’t mind. i enjoy some stuffed mud now and then.
eones mouth
last night i hade a blumpkin pie
its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your d-ck while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you c-m and you put your d-ck in her b-tt and c-m
everybody likes blumpkin pie at thankgiving