bunnel


derived from the phrase “b-tt funnel” and inspired by bunnell, fl, bunneling is the act of absorbing alcohol through ones b-tt, either through the use a funnel or more commonly a liquor soaked tampon. this method has been speculated to get you drunk 7x faster than normal oral consumption, however has been said to be very dangerous because unlike typical consumption alcohol poisoning cannot be halted by puking.
joe: exams are over, let’s get really wasted tonight!
jim: h-ll yeah, i brought my funnel and some vodka!
joe: beer bongs?
jim: no way man! its for bunnels!

joe: oh man, i sh-t straight liquor this morning.
jim: too many bunnels last night?
the act of transfering sh-t from one’s -n-s to another’s -n-s by inserting a tub in the -n-s and sh-tting into it while the other end of the tube is inserted into the other’s -n-s ready to accept the sh-t.
little timmy and tommy love to bunnel!! timmy usually sends and tommy receives.
a large b-tt funnel
the tv is currently advertising a bunnel

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