Burch
eg. ‘burching it.’
when you f-ck up so badly that you can’t even begin to comprehend what you did wrong.
#1
person 1 – ‘hey man, i heard your open relationship with your wife isn’t working out and she’s leaving you.’
burch – ‘yeah, i guess she just couldn’t handle coming home late every night.’
#2
person 1 – ‘so i hear that people don’t really like your writing, they say it feels forced.’
burch – ‘yeah, thanks.’
adj or noun – to describe a person who has problems with speaking the truth, someone who believes in lies; a person who just loves to argue his point even when he is wrong and making an -ss of himself.
justin : the big 12 is the best baseball conference in the nation and texas would win the national league if deemed legal to play professional baseball as a team.
aaron : okay burch.
hill : mark and i are not dating!
cam : whatever, burch
sucking down someones 2-liter with total disregard of them wanting to ever drink out of that bottle again. usually confused with a holke- one who normally just sucks down the 2 liters but leaves excess beard-hair on the opening of the bottle.
“d-mn, no need to burch the whole bottle of pepsi.”
“rob totally sucks, he burched my sunkist before i could even try it”
an absolute weapon who bleats all day about houses, often takes people to a friday gun show, and is a proper beanpole.
that fella is a proper burches
noun. one who exhibits certain lofty traits of mark burchett.
verb. to commit an act that exemplifies everything that mark “burch” burchett considers normal. i.e. bragging about having the sharpest pencil in cl-ss. or keeping track of your field goal percentage in beer pong.
noun. g-d you’re being such a burch.
verb. wow you really burched that one just now.
to screw something up. also can be used in place of any unnamed male h-m-s-xual activity.
“who burched this cable installation?”
“he was burching his boyfriend last night.”
a family, usually loud.
a beer, mediocre
boy1: my girlfriend is a burch…
boy2: she’ll never shut up
commonly misused to mean gay, in the streets, burch is used to describe a mood that is caused by getting a good “paycheck”.
it is also used to mean “stunna” or “playa”.
“yo, i was trappin all day yesterday, and right now i’m feeling pretty burch.”
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