Burger dick
noun – the inability to become s-xually aroused due to the consumption of a hamburger.
hot naked 20-something year old girl: “hey, i’m naked on your porch! come f-ck me!”
old man: “oh, i can’t…i just ate a burger. i have burger d-ck…”
someone whose p-n-s head resembles closley to a burger but more so under the influence of alcohol.
johnny, michael and tom walk into a night club. they all go to the toilet and michael and johnny stand next to eachother. johnny is a bit tipsy and stares down at michaels exposed genitals, giggles and remarks
johnny: ” haha your d-ck looks like a burger, man. like a burger… ” and then faces back in the proper direction.
tom: (from behind cubicle) ” burgerd-ck!”
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