Burgoon
the act of getting not only fecal matter when you wipe but also s-m-n on toilet paper
result of -n-l s-x and using the bathroom after. using the bathroom after -n-l s-x caused me to burgoon the toilet paper.
a portmanteau of the first and last names of the most wonderful girl in the world.
if you know burgoon & she thinks that you’re ok, consider yourself lucky; if you know burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know burgoon & she more than just “likes” you, well…then…that’s just too good to be true.
the best friend anyone can possibly have.
a guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset burgoon – for 3 reasons:
1) she deserves better.
2) he should know better.
3) she’ll go schenect on his -ss.
burgoon’s only flaws include:
1) she’s blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) she can be a little mean at times.
3) she thinks she’s a whole h-ll of a lot funnier than she actually is – which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) “(-:” <------ she's been known to abuse poor little smileys.
guy 1: "you know, the only situation better than going out with a girl like burgoon is going out with burgoon herself."
guy 2: "i know what you mean man but let's be honest, burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. she's a perfect friend and would make the perfect girlfriend. she'll never be interested in guys like us."
guy 3: "are you kidding me? y'all are losers. i may be a sh-tshow but i've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with burgoon. i have a lot to prove but i'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that i am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
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