burgraff
to lack a sizable vocabulary to the point of incessantly asking what most would consider to be silly questions in a completely ignorant, serious way, and to be proud of ones ignorance and lack of vocabulary at the same time.
to burgraff:
“flip to page 350”
“what does “flip” mean?”
(signs of anger, stress) “stop wasting time burgraffing!”
“you’re discriminating me for not having words in my mind!”
in a sentence:
“that’s so ironic”
“i’m sorry, i have to burgraff this one. what does “ironic” mean?”
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