buridan’s friendzone
the stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. this goes on forever
it comes from the phrase “buridan’s -ss which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
dude i am in buridan’s friendzone. can you tell if she likes me or not?
guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in buridan’s friendzone
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