Buried Treasure
when having s-x with a girl (preferably -n-l) right before you blow your load pull your d-ck out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an “x” over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure
so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure
i gaped your moms -ss really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
the yet-to-be burnt weed found at the bottom of a deep bowl, usually covered by layers of ash.
you brush off/dump out the top layers of burnt weed to reveal still-potent marijuana.
a pleasant surprise, indeed.
man, i think it’s kicked.
–not at all, my friend. we’ve still got this buried treasure!
oh yea, good sh-t!
while you’re banging her from behind, right when you’re about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her -sshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her -ss.
my girlfriend slapped me again when i attempted to complete the buried treasure.
when you are taking a sh-t and you find the completly undigested remenince of something consumed, i.e. a corn kernel, a seseme seed, or a coin.
yo d,i just found some buried treasure and that sh-t was f-ckin ill b. a f-ckin garbanzo bean dawg. mint condition nukka!
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