Burkonitis
the act of becoming extremely h-rny. this tends to hit the average male every 2-5 minutes, and may stay in your system for the next straight 24 hours.
symptoms include: huge erection, and s-xual thoughts in which are usually presented physically and publicly for all to see.
remedies: waistband trick, a hard slap on the wiener, mudb-tt
brandon burke has had burkonitis all his life, im surprised he hasent gotten any pooty tang yet.
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