Burling’s Tendency
the inverse relationship of convenience of defecation and urge to defecate. as the need or desire to defecate increases, the convenience of such action decreases in like manner. the ultimate culmination of said paradox occurs when it is both infinitely necessary to defecate and also infinitely inconvenient.
blown from the inside out. guess our agent thought he could hold off through the drug deal and then burling’s tendency hit. looks like his cover wasn’t the only thing that was blown…
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