burn the chicken
to f-ck up a task intentionally so that you are never asked to perform that task again.
a: my wife keeps asking me to clean the dishes after dinner and i hate doing dishes.
b: just burn the chicken. i burnt the chicken on that the first time my wife asked me. now she does does them herself every time.
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