Burnies

a condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to sh-t. you sit down to sh-t like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. this pain continues through multiple bowel movements. in time, your pain may ease.
“i don;t think i can ride a bicycle today. my -ss is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night.”
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(n.) an abbreviation of burnett’s vodka & gin.
guy 1: “yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some burny, what flavor do you want?”

guy 2: “is that a question, dog? green apple burny is the only answer!”

guy 1: “aw, f-ck it dude! let’s just pay $5 more and get some smirnoff.”
burnetts vodka
f-ck man lets get some burnys tonight

we go thru at least ten bottles of burnys in a week at our crib at ball state
late nineteenth century street term for cocaine, esp. in the new york area
as the gang members approached, their bravado and shining eyes told me that they had been heavy into the burny before this meeting.
burny is the code word between you and your girl friend, that means you want a bl-wj-b from her.
i was wondering if i was good for a burny?

a burny would be nice right now.
ignorant people that celebrate their ignorance buy setting things on fire that they don’t understand.
torches, barns, witches, crosses, books, flags, nikola tesla’s lab. etc.

ie. – we were minding our own business when some burny’s rode up on horses. they told us they “don’t like gays”, then they lit my rainbow sticker on fire and took off!
when you sh-t so much it feels like fire coming out of your -ss.
i had the burnies so bad i was afraid to wipe!!