Burning The Bacon
to m-st-rb-t-. specifically, to ignore (and ruin) a ch-r- or task because you became distracted by your urge to m-st-rb-t-. coined in 2012 by comedy/horror writer a.j. aalto.
jim: thought you were going to call me back.
trixie: sorry, i was busy burning the bacon.
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