Burnside Handshake


when a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. when you say no, she will ask you to prove it. this involves her pulling out your p-n-s or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your p-n-s so she can give it a quick tug. this is what’s known as the burnside handshake.

in seattle it’s call the aurora handshake. in phoenix it’s referred to as the east van buren handshake, and in la oftentimes known as the sunset blvd handshake.

hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??

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