Burnsville, NC
a small city in western north carolina. it is a retirement community so there are many old people and tourists, but nothing to do if you aren’t old or rich.
teen 1: wanna hang out?
teen 2: and go where?
teen 1: oh yeah, this is burnsville, nc…
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