burnt ham wallet
nickname for a used up, old, leathery, vision of a female genital unit.
hey brian, did you know i f-cked your mom last night and she had some burnt -ss ham wallet? i mean, i know she’s sixty one, but your dad has a little p-ck-r, so i didn’t think her ham wallet would be so burnt.
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