burnt-orange couch
(n) used in allegorical stories and anecdotes. local legend has it the burnt-orange couch was discovered in a field somewhere in northern canada one summer. in the process of transporting this large burnt-orange piece of ratty furniture, it crossed several freeways on the heads of two adolescent devotees, floated gently through road-side ditch water, and ended up on the ground floor patio of a condo. there it stayed, alternately sat on, admired, and cursed, until the local authorities deemed it unfit to remain, at which point it was carried solemnly to a distant field and deposited gently among the small prairie creatures and discarded rubbish of an abandoned construction site. rumor has it the burnt-orange couch can be seen from the road as a burnt-orange glow in a field near the northern edge of grande prairie, alberta. 55°11’38.55″n, 118°48’8.06″w
“did you see the coffee pot i found out behind work today? it’s almost as good as the burnt-orange couch!” (everyone removes hats in reverence)
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