burnt pickle


the one person in your general group of friends that no one really likes. usually either a huge douche bag, or just a really obnoxious b-tch. works either way. said person almost always knows they’re the burnt pickle of the group, but ignores it and pretends everyone likes them anyway.
friend #1: hey dude, is it just me, or is dylan a serious burnt pickle?

friend #2: yeah, none of the guys like him.

friend #1: sucks to be him.
the person in every group of friends that no one likes. usually either a possibly h-m-s-xual white male, or obnoxious fat b-tch. said person almost always knows they’re the burnt pickle, but still pretends everyone likes them.
obnoxious fat b-tch:
heeeyyy guysss hahahahahaha.

somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.

obnoxious fat b-tch:
lol were such good friends.

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