Burnt Reynolds
what druggies commonly call aluminum foil used for smoking, meth, cocaine or heroin.
hey, i got some crystal for my homie, burnt reynolds.
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a funny name for a nasty dude who has slept with so many skeezers, hoochies, and skig-skags that he’s burned or “burnt” with std’s for the rest of his life.
person #1 : man, i heard that he banged that nasty chick from down the way!
person #2 : that’s nasty! she probably burned the hair off his head!
person #1 : he should just change his name to burnt reynolds.
not your typical sunburn; a burn only felt by suave motherf-ckers, hence the burt reynolds namesake. tom selleck, whom i’m sure sported a burnt reynolds on more than one occasion during the filming of magnum p.i., could also work as a namesake, but doesn’t rhyme with burn in any conceivable way.
common amongst those of italian/latino/pacific islander other olive complections, whom are chronic tanners and/or surfers.
doesn’t show the red of a normal burn because the person is too tan already. once they have reached their deepest tan, it’s the condition just slightly beyond this.
symptoms; extreme dark tan, slightly crispy texture, with a little extra heat; see “afterburn” but never appearing as a haole red burn; see “lobster face”
commonly occurs after long surfing sessions in the tropics. or overtanning by guidos.
brah this indo boat trip has got me straight up burnt reynolds… i don’t know if my skin can take another 8 hour surf session tomorrow…
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