Burriot
n. an inverted form of the burrito. the burriot may be constructed in two ways:
a. a tightly rolled tortilla dipped multiple times in a puree of ( chicken/beef/pork + beans + rice + lettuce + tomato + avacado + sour cream), waiting 30 minutes between each dip for the layer to harden, and thus achieving an outer sh-ll of 3/4 inch thickness overall. the resulting dish has a satisfying crunch to it but none of the heterogeneity of a burrito.
b. a tortilla is wrapped around a rotisserie-like rotating stick, and the chef alternates brushing on “glue” layers with sprinkling the other ingredients: painting the cheese, sprinkling the rice, painting the guacamole, sprinkling the chicken/beef/pork, painting the sour cream, sprinkling the beans, painting some more cheese on there because f-ck it, at this point, why not, then not even bothering with the lettuce or tomato because that’s just gonna disappoint the target audience for this kind of thing
person #1: sir, what in the name of cesar chavez is wrong with your burrito?
person #2: nothing, it’s a burriot! want some?
person #1: no… no thank you.
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