burrista
noun: a professional skilled in the exquisite art of burrito -ssembly. the masculine equivalent is “burristo.”
burristas are charged with the task of warming the tortilla, filling, and wrapping the burrito.
burrista: sour cream and cheese for you, sir?
customer: yes, both please.
customer 1: d-mn. i hate when i get this burrista.
customer 2: why?
customer 1: b-tch always skimps on the guac.
one who performs the art of burrito making proffessionaly and expertly. they can be found in many places, typically behind the counter of your neighborhood chipotle.
the burrista made my burrito exceptionally well today.
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